Today at Flavorpill, we learned the dangers of being a television news reporter. We spotted some art school cliches. We met the barely-clad ladies of Ghostbusters Burlesque, a real-life ninja turtle, and Britain’s best 20 novelists under 40. We wanted to know who exactly is buying jewelry that’s inspired by True Blood. We strongly disagreed with The Awl’s assessment that The Firm is Tom Cruise at his hottest — it’s clearly Top Gun. We were excited to hear that FEED Magazine’s archives are back online. We listened to rare garage-band bootlegs of Tom Waits and William Burroughs’ Black Rider. And finally, we remembered what it felt like to step on a LEGO while barefoot back when we were kids. They should really come with a disclaimer.