1. TINA FEY – everyone will think you’re SARAH PALIN
2. Anyone from the cast of GOSSIP GIRL or THE HILLS – you’re way too old
3. DANIEL RADCLIFFE/ALAN STRANG – full frontal nudity = not okay
4. HEATH LEDGER/THE JOKER – it’s in bad taste
5. Anyone from the cast of SEX AND THE CITY – unless you’re doing it in drag — that’s ok
6. DAVID FOSTER WALLACE – it’s in really bad taste
7. AMY WINEHOUSE – it’s too last year
8. DAMIEN HIRST – diamond-encrusted skulls are expensive
9. WALL-E – it’s going to be really hard to drink — or talk
10. ROBERT DOWNEY JR. in TROPIC THUNDER – he barely got away with it
Alright. Who did we miss?