Today we learned that the Dalai Lama has a Twitter feed — or maybe not. We decided that we will shop Kim Gordon’s new line at Urban Outfitters. We listened to Wavves. We considered adding RuPaul’s show to our must-DVR list. We got even more pumped for a Veronica Mars movie — we’re ignoring Season 3, OK? We wondered if Ms. EBay can pull a Terminator. We tried (unsuccessfully) to picture Anne Hathaway as a superhero. We met the anti-Blart — which made us ask, are mall cops the new pregnancy? We remembered why we love Madonna. We were glad that we don’t own a car. We wanted to start a petition to save the good ol’ WPA buildings. We thought the idea of Nick Cannon replacing Jerry Springer in anything is weird. We pondered Newsweek‘s economy-driven redesign. We read what Milton Glaser had to say about Shepard Fairey. And finally, we found hope in the fact that Kanye West is no longer frightened of gay people — especially the ones who live in Paris. Meanwhile, we’re totally scared of his new hair.