Snooki: You’re the kryptonite to my fuckin’ tan.
Operator: What’s your name?The Situation: Situation.Operator: A name?
Snooki (knocking over a table full of tchotckes): I kind of miss the duck phone.
Ronnie (regarding his cheating): I’m gonna deny, deny, deny, and that’s it.
JWoww: Did you grow some balls all of a sudden?Sammi: I always had balls, honey.
Ronnie: It’s like puttin’ firecrackers in, like, a dumpster. One match and, poof!
No quote. Just JWoww.
Snooki: Ow, it hurts my vagina… No, I like it.