Today at Flavorpill, we were sad to hear that controversy-loving writer Christopher Hitchens has esophageal cancer. We wanted in on the vuvuzela symphony that’s planned for BP headquarters. We couldn’t stop laughing as we watched the 100 greatest movie insults of all time. We couldn’t believe that some of these internet dance crazes are real. We got the background stories on 15 famous celebrity stage names — including M.C. Hammer. We were blown away by 30 impressive pieces of Rubik’s cube art. We were surprised that NPR listeners are so into Gorillaz — and Jakob Dylan for that matter. We read what has to be the worst opening line to a novel ever. We were kind of confused as to why Martin Scorsese thinks that Rupert Grint is the next Leo DiCaprio. And finally, we found out that Madonna’s daughter Lourdes is now a fashion blogger. And she really wishes that you’d get rid of your gladiator sandals.