It’s already been established that Lady Gaga is a fashion-before-function kind of girl, but when you wear a pair of contraptions that separate your feet from the ground to such an egregious degree you are simply taunting the gods of public humiliation. Gaga, seen here in London’s Heathrow airport, is wearing platform shoes that are not recommended for general use. Thankfully she had leather chaps covering her thighs to mitigate the road rash that must have occurred when she hit the ground.
Protect your ankles. You’ll need them when you’re older.
4. Beware: Don’t Imitate Lady Gaga’s Behavior At New York Baseball Games
First of all, on June 10 Lady Gaga went to a Mets game at Citi Field dressed in very little. While there, she spent more time drinking beer with her buddies and giving fans the finger than she did watching baseball. Her antics were so outrageous that officials moved her to Jerry Seinfeld’s empty luxury box in an attempt to both give her some privacy and the public some reprieve. Seinfeld later commented on the unfortunate incident: “This woman’s a jerk. I hate her. I can’t believe they put her in my box that I paid for! You give people the finger and you get upgraded? Is that the world we’re living in now?”
Then, in a possible attempt to redeem herself, the following week Gaga showed up at a Yankee’s game still dressed in a bra and panties, but this time with a Yankee’s jersey on to demonstrate her love of sport. This good behavior quickly came undone when she forced herself into the Yankee’s clubhouse after the game, where she reportedly flirted with players, drank a lot of whiskey, and fondled her breasts on a number of occasions.
Is it a surprise that the Yankess lost that night? They didn’t even score a single point. The only justice that evening was that they lost to the Mets. It’s almost like the Mets said to their cross-town rivals, “Here, you babysit Gaga now.”
5. Beware: Don’t Wear Lady Gaga Bras That Could Potentially Hurt Someone
Bras are supposed to support, not intimidate. If Lady Gaga was a good role model, she’d keep bullets, flames, and all things violent far away from her undergarments. Don’t fall for this perverted idea that brandishing a weapon is the best way to earn the respect of others. It will just ensure that you are lonely.