Today at Flavorpill, we were sad to hear that Justin Bieber will not be touring North Korea. We felt claustrophobic just looking at the intertubed crowd at this public pool in China. We eyed some epic (and NSFW) body art. We enjoyed The Awl’s take on the lady blogs vs. Daily Show vs. Emily Gould situation. We read about the birth of the square pixel. We asked ourselves again, who would want to smell like Bruce Willis? We wondered if we’ve ever made anyone hate us on Twitter. Probably. We decided that it’s high time to add L’Avventura to our rental queue. We wondered what possessed William Shatner to steal Leonard Nimoy’s bicycle. We wanted to walk down the street wearing “The Nomadic Sound System.” And finally, to filed under things that we wish that we’ve seen and wish that we could unsee: old men in drag spoof “Califorinia Gurls.”