1. Now that Edward Norton is out of the running for The Avengers, there’s a rumor that Marvel has offered the role of the Incredible Hulk to Joaquin Phoenix. [via Slashfilm] 2. The lawsuit against Apple and AT&T — which includes any iPhone buyer with a two-year AT&T agreement since June 2007 — has been granted class-action status. [via Reuters] 3. Roman Polanksi will not be extradited to the US to face his 1977 rape (or rape-rape) charge. [via The Awl] 4. What does it take to get fired from Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab before filming has even started? Just ask Tila Tequila. [via Radar] 5. Watch John Mayer parody LeBron James while announcing upcoming tour dates. [via Vulture]
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