Today at Flavorpill, we washed our mouths out with soap after reading The Periodic Table of Swearing out loud. We chuckled over the 10 funniest movie credits of all time. We got a comprehensive history of both Muppets bands and LOLcats on the Internet. We weren’t buying the supposed “secret” behind In-N-Out burgers’ deliciousness. We met a man who gamed The Price Is Right by making only perfect bids. We were blown away by Sarah Palin’s extensive shopping list — which includes $3,800 for caribou jerky. We realized that we don’t want to grow up. Ever. We learned who voices the most characters on The Simpsons (Spoiler alert: It’s Hank Azaria, FTW). We were surprised by the environmental impact of spam emails. We crushed on Jon Hamm a little harder thanks to this interview in W. And finally, we realized that “Tik Tok” and “California Gurls” are exactly the same song. Whoopsie daisy.