Today at Flavorpill, we tried to figure out what a Mad Men-style smoking habit would cost you these days. We vowed never to venture into any of the 9 Circles of Mel. We were happy to hear that Dylan McKay and Brandon Walsh are making a movie together, even if it is for the Hallmark Channel. We couldn’t understand the thinking behind the miniature fake food fad that’s currently sweeping Japan. We wondered if there’s any truth behind The Guido Effect, and if so, if it’s too late to invest in some Jersey Shore-friendly stocks. We learned the dark secret that’s hiding in Hans Zimmer’s Inception soundtrack, and some interesting facts about the White House. We counted down some of the best sci-fi and fantasy artwork that has appeared on album covers. And finally, we learned about the Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan-related birth of the term “spoiler alert” — something we’re sure these kids could appreciate.