Today at Flavorpill we read this fantastic interview in The Believer with writer Mary Gaitskill. We wondered how long it will take for someone to make a movie about this girl who faked her way into Harvard. We checked out this catalog of Obama’s ties. We learned that we might be using our iPhone a little too much. We discovered that there’s a right wine to go with everything. We decided we’ll play Nikki Finke’s Academy Awards drinking game. We weren’t sure whether or not to believe Catherine Hardwicke, but if she’s fibbing the crepes are a nice touch. We flipped out over Roald Dahl’s “writing hut.” We found it funny that Izzie and George aren’t leaving Grey’s Anatomy — this is even more frustrating than waiting for them to hookup. We made some snap judgments based on people’s looks. We were grossed out by this boy Juno, and then we almost vomited thanks to this New York Times headline. And finally, we decided this might just be the funniest, most awesome Valentine a girl could receive.