Today at Flavorpill, we met the meanest boss ever. We realized how much a dishelved Mary-Kate Olsen resembles Ozzy Osbourne. We wondered who would buy an audiobook version of the Kama Sutra. We wanted to know who did Janelle Monae’s fantastic eye makeup job in her new video for “Cold War.” We agreed with Gawker’s list of famous gay couples they’d like to see tie the knot. We discovered the insane cost of being Kanye West for a week. We made a mental note to get our hands on every one of Patrick Cramsie’s 10 most important graphic design books. We wished that New York had an elevated megabus/subway hybrid for our morning commute. And finally, we were mesmerized by the hypnotic moves of the “Hang On, Sloopy” girl — and we don’t even know her name.