Then, about a week ago, Kanye joined Twitter and started tweeting things so stereotypically “Kanye” as to be ridiculous: “Is it wrong to wear a CHANEL dinner jacket with a T shirt to the airport if it’s still breakfast time out here in Singapore uugh TOO LATE!”; “Fur pillows are hard to actually sleep on”; “No seriously … I said my teeth are real diamonds… these are not fronts… I replaced my bottom row of teeth with diamonds.”
And last night, during the first few minutes of Jersey Shore‘s hour (a detail that should not be lost on those of us making the Kanye-is-fucking-with-us case), he premiered the music video for “Power.” At under two minutes, the video only encompasses about one-third of the song’s runtime, and is, as Kanye informed us via Twitter, “a moving Painting!!!” It opens on a close-up of our hero, wearing a comically large gold medallion around his neck, and the shot slowly widens to include Greek columns, ladies dressed as satyrs, angels, and goddesses, all against a background that recalls a Renaissance-era painting of heaven. A man and a woman with swords lunge at each other. The whole thing moves in a stiff, mechanical way. And then the word “POWER” flashes across the screen in bright red. If you take the thing seriously, it’s horrible. But when you choose to read it as Kanye fucking with us — and by now, we’re pretty sure that’s what’s going on — it’s kind of brilliant.