Today at Flavorpill, we found Julie Klausner totally uproarious as The Cat Whisperer. (Maybe she could help out this guy.) We felt like Denny’s new Fried-Cheese Melt could use some chicken tenders. We got even more excited for Julie Taymor’s adaptation of The Tempest after spying Helen Mirren on the newly-released movie poster. We were horrified to learn of the existence of an ET porno wherein she (?!) has sex with an Abraham Lincoln lookalike. We wondered what kind of a damage a giant robot could do in New York City. We learned how female superheroes are stronger than their male counterparts. We were tickled by a new blog that’s devoted to photos of people jumping in art museums. We thought this clip from Justin Bieber’s new cartoon show had some serious promise. We remembered why we always try to get to the movies a little late. And finally, we decided after reading this list of 11 revolting things that the government lets in your food, it was time to go home and possibly skip dinner.