Today we were glad to see that someone else finds the misnomer Batman 3 as annoying as we do. We were confused at the thought of who would actually win in a Torquil Campbell Vs. Ben Folds smackdown. We braced ourselves for the Watchmen not-a-review backlash. We winced at this Bristol Palin interview — and then double winced at this “review” of it. We wondered why anyone would want to get in Scott Weiland’s pants. We got to the bottom on that whole Facebook drama. We gawked at male models. We skimmed the New York Times, then we found this and got really depressed. We wanted to protest American Idol too! We watched some machines dance. And finally, we were excited for Janeane Garofalo, who just happens to be one of the (creepy) reasons we moved to New York. One day when you’ve got more time we’ll tell you about the day she ran away from us in a Starbucks.