Today at Flavorpill, we fell madly in love with Pauladeenisms. We looked at photos of pets dressed up like famous people. We wondered how many kids are going to try and grow mustaches after watching this Sesame Street clip. We learned some things we didn’t know about Pee-wee Herman thanks to his new interview with Playboy. We spent a day in the life of President Obama. We laughed at these funny thriftshop signs. We wanted to dance just like Pete Campell. We decided that we might like Justin Bieber a lot more if he was just permanently slowed down. We wondered how long Sarah Palin would last in a room full of real life mama grizzlies. And finally, after reading that he dominated Forbes‘ annual list of hip-hop’s top earners, we wanted Jay-Z to just go ahead and adopt us.