This Week in Buzz


This week, BuzzFeed was hard at work forcing our political opinions on everybody. When we weren’t complaining about President Obama, we were busy defending the sanctity of marriage with famed imbecile and head of the National Organization for Marriage, Maggie Gallagher. The Gathering of the Juggalos was also last weekend, which seemed like a good time. Then Tila Tequila was assaulted with feces and rocks and it became a GREAT time. A certain celebrity mom (who is suspiciously absent from this list) sent some embarrassing tweets to her daughter, and Rolling Stone debuted its sexy True Blood cover, which was promptly ‘shopped to make it 800% sexier. Coincidentally, that’s exactly how much slower somebody made this Justin Bieber song, making it about as intelligible as these terrible lyrics from 2010’s richest rappers. But, don’t tell Snoop we said that. We don’t want him to blow us up. Happy Trails, BuzzPokes!