1. Over the weekend Lady Gaga surpassed Britney Spears to become the Twitter user with the most followers. She promises to use her powers for good and not evil. [via Vulture] 2. Dolly Parton and Queen Latifah are teaming up for a movie called Joyful Noise, the story of “two women who join forces to prevent a small-town gospel choir from shutting down.” [via THR] 3. True Blood co-stars Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer got hitched over the weekend, and there are fuzzy pictures of the ceremony. [via Socialite Life] 4. Conan O’Brien’s writers are allegedly unhappy about the pay cut they’re taking to work on his TBS show, which launches November 8. [via Page Six] 5. Socialite-turned-reality-star Tinsley Mortimer has scored a book deal with Simon & Schuster. [via GalleyCat]
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