Today at Flavorpill, we met the King of fonts. We wondered how Caryl Churchill’s Gaza play would play in New York. We gawked at food porn. We cheered when that little rat Stanford was found. We decided it was time to get our bike fixed. We read a bunch of rules that don’t apply to us. We debated whether Madea deserves to be in jail. We got schooled on Slumdog‘s history. And finally, we tried to understand why Travis turned. We hope one day when we have a live-in chimp who brushes our hair and gets drunk with us, he doesn’t do the same thing.