Take a sip… – If you hear the words “Twitter” or “tweet” – Every time someone talks about how much they love Glee – When host Jimmy Fallon starts cracking up during one of his bits – Every time the Conan O’Brien/Jay Leno drama comes up
Take shot… – If Conan O’Brien says something that could be construed as something bad about NBC – When Neil Patrick Harris manages to steal the spotlight from Fallon – In the likely event that Alec Baldwin wins a third (albeit well-deserved!) Emmy for his portrayal of Jack Donaghy – Every time someone references Christina Hendricks’ hot bod OR the cast of True Blood on that Rolling Stone cover
Chug… – If Conan O’Brien actually says something bad about NBC, and don’t stop until the audience stops laughing – Every time a thank-you speech is interrupted by music, and don’t stop until the person makes it off stage – Whenever anyone mentions what a fantastic year it has been for Betty White – If you have to sit through one of those Infiniti ads starring the cast of Community — it’ll make their shilling less painful to watch
Finish your drink… – In the unlikely event that Conan O’Brien threatens physical violence against NBC – If the unthinkable happens: Lost doesn’t win for Outstanding Drama Series OR Jane Lynch fails to win for Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Comedy Series – In protest if anyone from The Office wins an award for anything at all – If Jon Hamm finally wins for Outstanding Lead Actor In A Drama Series. And then pour yourself another and finish that too. It’s what Don Draper would want you to do.