1. Britney Spears’ former bodyguard Fernando Flores is suing her for sexual harassment, alleging that she “exposed herself to Flores and summoned him to her bedroom while she was naked.” [via AP] 2. Does Annie Leibovitz’s new ad for Jones New York rip off a promotional poster for Mad Men? [via Vulture] 3. Speaking of Mad Men, Christina Hendricks has signed on to the cast of Drive, an indie action thriller that costars Ryan Gosling and Carey Mulligan. [via Variety] 4. Take a quick tour of Alice Waters’ kitchen at her home in Berkeley. [via Vanity Fair] 5. Yesterday Lourdes Leon — Madonna’s daughter/tiny clone — celebrated her first day at LaGuardia High School of Music & Art and Performing Arts. Please let someone turn this into a reality show. [via NYDN]
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