Some college students in Lincoln, Nebraska have created a super low-budget stage musical adaptation of Steven Spielberg’s Jurassic Park. Fans of Rent will appreciate the opening number, which parodies “Seasons of Love” with a touching song about digging up dinosaurs bones — five hundred twenty-five million years later. We have but one qualm: The kid playing John Hammond (the crazy creator of the park) looks way too much like Spencer Pratt.