“My family is a trip — they’re amazing, but they’re a case study unto themselves. My way of rebelling in life is to be conservative in my behavior because my mom is so radical. She’d go to P.T.A. meetings with a huge nose ring and I used to say, ‘Can’t you just wear the stud when you come up to school?’ My mom told me so much about sex at an early age that she scared me: I didn’t have sex until I was 20. I got into trouble at school because one of my friends said, ‘Lesbians do it with straws.’ I said, ‘I can tell you how lesbians do it, and there are no straws involved!’ But I think all that talk of sex put me off. The first time I had it, I think it was in a head-to-toe rubber. I was terrified of getting pregnant. My mom was planning to get an abortion when she was pregnant with me. She was at the clinic waiting for her appointment and she felt me move in her stomach. I always tell her it was probably gas. I thank God for gas.”
– Rosario Dawson describes her “six foot tall Amazon” hoot of a mother to the New York Times , including her “primal” penchant for licking Ro’s face and armpits as a form of punishment. Ew. And you thought your parents were embarassing…