Today at Flavorpill, we loved the idea of imaginary monsters hanging out in real places. We wondered if it was Terry Richardson’s warped idea for Crystal Renn to nom an octopus tentacle in a new spread for French Vogue. It looks like a dirty old gym sock. We rather fancied the idea of gold-dispensing ATM machines — so swashbuckler chic. We feared the target demographic for The Tea Party Coloring Book for Kids! We were surprised by how many people turn to Craigslist to find library sex. We weren’t surprised to discover that REM’s “Everybody Hurts” topped the list in a UK survey of songs that make men cry. We watched two of our favorite men, James Franco and Michael Cunningham, discuss their upcoming books. We decided that certain celebrities were smart to change their names (can you imagine Whoopi Goldberg as Caryn Johnson?). We liked Justin Bieber much better with his hair crimped. And finally, we wished that our apartment looked more like SO-IL’s pink pavilion. So. Many. Sparkles.