There’s a little movie coming out tonight, not sure you’ve heard of it, called… The Social Network? Is that right? Anyway, it’s two hours of David Fincher directing Jesse Eisenberg, Justin Timberlake, and Andrew Garfield, all of whom talk really fast because apparently that’s this dude, the writer, Aaron Sorkin’s deal. Since that is clearly not the way you want to spend your time and money, perhaps you’d like to watch this homoerotic one-minute version from Taiwan, starring deathly pale cartoon characters, who say funny but not untrue things such as, “The ‘Facebook Movie’ is the story of one socially awkward male with mad coding skills.”
[via The Awl]