Today at Flavorpill, we rediscovered five vintage Apple products that time forgot. We learned how not to treat your ex when you’re both appearing on national TV. We liked the idea of a Jonathan Demme-directed adaptation of Seth Grahame-Smith’s Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. We tried to figure out whether this frightening trailer for Eli Roth’s Clown is real or fake — either way, it’s terrifying. We wondered what kind of Jedi mind control Michelle Obama has over the fashion industry. We watched a bridge in Toronto get demolished. We wanted to take a bite out of the world’s largest toast portrait until we found out that it’s a picture of someone’s mother-in-law. We were rather uninspired by the name of Conan’s new band: Jimmy Vivino and the Basic Cable Band. And finally we said a sad goodbye to Happy Days star Tom Bosley. He was always one of our favorite TV dads.