Today at Flavorpill, we gawked at the supposed top 10 worst fast food campaigns of all time — especially those creepy Quiznos creatures. We placed bets on who would win in this Giant Paper Robot Fight. We tweeted some scandalous things about Skittles. OK, not really. We wanted to go swimming with this pink dolphin in Louisiana. We debated the merits of NY Mag‘s Joker/Madoff cover. (For the record, we like it.) We cheered for Afghanistan’s first women’s shelters, free e-books, Jimmy Fallon’s surprising success, and our pie/porn talkin’ friend Jerry Saltz. We designed a baby. OK, not really. We felt sorry for the Mac Mini. And finally, we laughed out loud over this. Dark, NYT.com. Very dark.