Today at Flavorpill, we wanted to own this clever book seat. We met the 50 most hated characters in literary history. Our minds were blown by this stunning time-lapse video shot in Arizona. We tried to decide which actor played our favorite version of The Joker with some help from this animated gif. We wondered if Dan Deacon knows how to make us laugh. We were sad to hear that the New Museum is replacing it’s “Hell, Yes” sign with a 50-foot-tall rose sculpture. We discovered what the six classical tropes would look like as buildings. We found out that listening to Coldplay might help cure insomnia. We liked this list of Wes Craven’s favorite scary movies. We were surprised by the detailed nature of Weezer’s tour rider. We wished that we could hit up this weekend’s Jane Austen Conference in Oregon. And finally, we decided that we’ll be having pizza lollipops for dinner. That is, if we can find someone who wants to make them for us.