Today at Flavorpill, we discovered that reciting Kelis’ “Milkshake” as quickly as possible is something that people do competitively. We watched four minutes worth of Nicolas Cage completely freaking out. We wished that we could really take the NYC subway to Hogwarts. We visited some of the most colorful cities in the world. We thought about what fair use means in the case of Sarah Palin vs. Gawker. We went behind the scenes of Julie Taymor’s Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark, which at this point is the most expensive Broadway show ever produced. We stumbled across what has to be the prettiest Twitter visualization ever. We tried to imagine a world with no new Disney princesses to warp little girls’ minds. We learned how to make an Altoids Tin Martini Kit. And finally, we were frightened by this simple freckle prevention device. Perhaps because it’s powered by a steam engine.