Today at Flavorpill, we were shocked that Mischa Barton could ever appear anything other than deathly thin. We were devastated by Detroit’s “beautiful, horrible decline” thanks to this photo gallery. We couldn’t believe DJ AM’s insane luck — although we’d like to point out that he also escaped a life with the Chupacabra. We wanted to munch on these geektastic game-flavored cookies. We were excited that Mickey Rourke will face off with Robert Downey, Jr. in Iron Man 2. We checked out the latest limited edition poster from Shepard Fairey (are we sick of him yet?) We were kind of surprised by the New Yorker — what would David Denby say? We were happy for married Mandy Moore. We don’t care what you say, we’ve loved her since “Candy.” We were excited by the newly-launched Arabic version of Facebook. We scoped out the Tribeca Film Festival lineup, and applied for our press credentials. And finally, we decided that we really, really need to get a dog that will fetch us beer. AWESOME!