We Weren't Buying that Whole Reformed Lily Allen Routine [Morning Links]By Caroline StanleyMar 13, 2009Share:“Researchers sniff keystrokes from thin air” and all we can think about is Angelina Jolie in HackersAdam Gopnik on the Shakespeare portraitSorry Thor, you’re just gonna have to wait.Lily Allen punches a paparazzo, might have to delay her US tourFake bar brawls? Really? We are so over fake Joaquin Phoenix and his fake documentary.Jimmy Fallon bests Conan’s season average. Now are you guys going to start taking him seriously?If life = a video game, where in the hell are our cheat codes!?“In other words, Colin Meloy is thesaurus-rock’s Woody Allen.” (mp3)Fun: What books would literary characters read?This like watching the NYC Subway system’s birth on tape.