Today at Flavorpill, we took a look at a 17-year old Amy Winehouse’s to-do list. We wondered what it be like to learn English from a special teaching robot named “Engkey.” We examined this chart of bad space science in movies. We imagined what it must feel like to be a sword. We took a rather depressing trip to infomercial hell. We got a quick tutorial on publishing industry gang signs, including the one for “omniscient third-person.” We watched Rihanna get flashed on a beach in Barbados. We wished that we’d been in the crowd for this Village People puppet show. We debated which would taste better: a salami CD or this set of edible crayons. And finally, we curled up with this slideshow of The New Yorker‘s best blizzard cartoons through the years. Hope you’re reading this from some place warm!