Ricky Gervais’s boundary-pushing zingers weren’t the only shocking part of last night’s Golden Globes ceremony; we were also surprised by how much sartorial variety we spotted on the red carpet. In the tradition of last year’s incredibly popular post “The Crayon Box of Oscar Fashions,” we’ve decided to color code the stars’ award show ensembles once more — because whether hits or misses (or straight up confusing, a la Helena Bonham Carter), their outfits are so much more fun to look at when grouped together Crayola style.
Scarlet/Hot Magenta/Red/Red Orange: January Jones; Julianne Moore; Sofia Vergara; Christina Hendricks
Wild Strawberry/Vivid Tangerine/Cotton Candy/Mauvelous: Claire Danes; Emma Stone; Natalie Portman; Lea Michelle
Tropical Rain Forest/Shamrock/Green/Pine Green: Catherine Zeta Jones; Angelina Jolie; Mila Kunis; Elisabeth Moss
Midnight Blue/Blue/Blue Gray: Tina Fey; Mandy Moore; Amy Adams
Sonic Silver/Gold Fusion/Blast Off Bronze: Amber Riley; Olivia Wilde; Anne Hathaway
Piggy Pink/Melon/Desert Sand/Almond/Maize/Timberwolf: Sandra Bullock; Scarlett Johansson; Nicole Kidman; Heather Morris; Michelle Williams; Leighton Meester
White/Thistle/Blizzard Blue: Hailee Steinfeld; Jennifer Lopez; Jennifer Love Hewitt
Black/Black/Black: Eva Longoria; Halle Berry; Julia Stiles
Prints That Defy Crayola Categorization: Helena Bonham Carter; Heidi Klum; Gabourey Sidibe