Today at Flavorpill, we felt confident that this this creepy Japanese cellphone would show up later in our nightmares. We were surprised to hear that will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas had been named the “Director of Creative Innovation” at Intel. We couldn’t wait to watch “lost” deleted scenes from Blue Velvet on an upcoming Blu-ray version of the film. We wondered how this grand piano landed on a sandbar in the middle of Miami’s Biscayne Bay. We learned a little bit about the science behind smiles. We considered buying Kate Middleton’s lovely engagement photo dress. We found it hard to believe that these photos that look like they might have been snapped during the day were actually taken at night. We listened to some average household objects play a song. And finally, we leave you with the 2011 State of the Union drinking game. Bottoms up!