Ever wonder what former Smashing Pumpkins bassist D’arcy Wretzky has been doing for the past decade? Well, guess what? She’s in jail. Not for drugs or sex or any other glamorous crime — but because she failed to pay a fine for allowing the horses on her Michigan farm run wild. The official charge: “Animals Running at Large.” Which could totally have been the name of a Smashing Pumpkins song, back in the Gish era. On the bright side, however weird D’arcy life may be at this point, we bet she’s still saner than Billy Corgan. [via The Daily What]