It may be anatomically correct, but we want to know if you can snuggle with this plush model of the human knee. With the ability to simulate the entire known universe, this telescope is anything but Humble. So what if its quality is questionable? This LCD Projector shaped like an 8 mm camera looks really cool. Um, just make sure not to reuse this emergency tracheotomy keyring. We always thought that traditional milk cartons were a little unclear. We’re not sure if our landlord would appreciate us mounting this hammock outside our window. This cable gives an entirely different meaning to “green design”. These “At Your Command” lamps satisfy our urge dominate, but…ahem…not in a weird way. This sleeping bag satisfies our urge to wear a bear skin. Wait, is this getting weird now? But, hopefully, these winners at the 2009 Brit Insurance Design Awards will make you forget all about the over-share above.