Some context for what lies after the jump: Pharrell Williams is so desperate for a Big Mac that he attempts a song and dance for Mickey D’s employees to help plead his case. Either the Parisians mistake Pharrell for another crazy American, or they prefer Timbaland. Don’t you hate it when you can’t get some early morning drunk fries and your only option is to deal with the hashbrowns or stumble into a diner? We feel you, Pharrell.