We think these are too complicated (and dangerous!) to ever become a true iconic trend, but they’re pretty freaking ballsy, and people will never stop talking about them.
9. Geordi Laforge’s Futuristic Visor
Even if you couldn’t tell us what a Geordi Laforge was to save your life, you probably remember the weird Star Trek visor guy. There have been attempts to wear this style in the real world, but to no avail.
8. Ozzy Osbourne’s Circular Spectacles
For us, the fact that Mary Kate Olsen and Taylor Momsen both have rocked these extensively and they’re still referred to as “Ozzy Osbourne-style shades” is evidence enough.
7. Elton John’s Square White Frames
Though Sir Elton has worn shades ranging from the modest to the extravagantly flamboyant, these white and pink charmers are what we think of when we think of Elton John.
6. Kanye’s Shutter Sunglasses
Why were these a thing? We still don’t know. But boy, were they ever a thing.
5. Raoul Duke’s Yellow Aviators
Invest in a pair of these and you have a Hunter S. Thompson Halloween costume for the rest of your life. It’s irrelevant that they were worn by Johnny Depp playing Raoul Duke, who is only “based” on Thompson. Irrelevant!
4. Kurt Cobain’s White Alien Shades
Sometimes we think he was always just messing with us.
3. Lolita’s Heart-Shaped Peepers
By now, every girl in America has now bought, wanted, or been ironically gifted a knockoff pair of the heart-shaped shades worn by Sue Lyon in the poster for the 1962 film version of Lolita. Mostly they don’t even know what they’re referencing, but hey, trends evolve.
2. Maverick’s Aviators
Cruise could have popularized the flight jacket/aviator combo by this photo alone. Wear these duds, get a hot blonde to wrap her arms around you.
1. The Blues Brothers’ Ray-Bans
We were tempted to put Tom Cruise in the top spot for Risky Business, but we know who he was copying. Since the Blues Brothers, a million celebrities have opted for the classic Ray Bans, and who can blame them? They look good on everybody and they’re a shot of instant cool. Go on, be a king bee.