Yes. Your eyes aren’t fooling you, those are actual potatoes. Or as 1-800 Flowers refers to them, “the symbolic food of Ireland.”
Justin Bieber “One Less Lonely Girl” Bouquet
What you need to know: these roses were “personally selected by Justin for his fans” and were featured in his movie Justin Bieber: Never Say Never. And while $79 might seem like an outrageous sum to spend on flowers for a tween, there is added value: it comes with an exclusive “One Less Lonely Girl” scarf and a 4-month membership to Justin Bieber’s fan club, Bieber Fever.
Make Lemonade™ in a Vase
If someone sent us a bouquet with a lemon in the bottom of the vase, we’d probably be confused and/or insulted, believing it to be some kind of coded message. We’d also be unsure of what to do with the lemon once the flowers died.
Cupcake in Bloom™ in Hot Pink
“Sweet as a cupcake. Without the calories.” Can you imagine the kind of person who would prefer a giant cupcake made out of flowers to the real thing?
a-DOG-able™ in a Basket
There’s no way we can come up with something funnier to say about this than 1-800 Flowers’ own description. It’s just that good. “Whether it’s puppy love or ‘putting on the dog,’ this adorable, dog-shaped floral creation will make them feel like the queen of the kennel.” We have a few questions: What exactly is “putting on the dog”? What does this bouquet look like when the flowers start to wilt — like the dog is slowly deflating? And most importantly of all, why would anyone want to feel like “the queen of the kennel”?