Today at Flavorpill, read the script for Balls Out, which just might be the funniest movie you’ll never see. We gazed longingly at these faux film-based book covers. We questioned the criteria for the works that enter museums’ collections. We thought about starting a glossy magazine. We discovered a new word: “indietecture”. We watched the opening minutes of the pilot for Delocated, a newish show on Adult Swim. We vowed never to sit in the disability seats on the subway when there’s someone within 20 feet on crutches — even if we’re feeling super lethargic.We wanted to get an ALF tattoo thanks to this forthcoming book. We wished that all book reviews came in comic strip form. We were glad to find out that even George Orwell got rejected. We cringed just reading about the Osbourne’s upcoming FOX variety show. And finally, we said goodbye to film composer Maurice Jarre.