“I wasn’t too happy with the book when I saw it. It threw me into the slutty package. My friends were like, ‘Dude, that’s cool man’, but I was like, ‘I’m dating her, it’s not cool to see your girlfriend with all these other people’. It kinda ruined the whole thing. I wonder what her kids think of that book? Here she is writing kids’ books now but they’re going to see it and go, ‘Mommy, what were you thinking?'”
– The fact that Vanilla Ice is bringing this up now (The Sex Book was published in 1992, for those of you playing along at home.) makes us think that scene in Austin Powers might have been true. Click here for the “Ice Ice Baby” video. Because it’s awesome.