Seeing Kanye floating angstily around a spaceship brings us right back to Michael and Janet in “Scream”:
This makes us miss the real E.T.:
Oh, look. A violent, beautiful pop star birth in space. Where have we seen that lately?
Perry’s costume is more reminiscent of the faux-tribal thing Ke$ha tried to pull off in “My Love Is Your Drug”:
Hey there, Witch House Barbie:
Gaga had the tattoo guy, so Perry gets to fetishize an albino dude:
But Perry turns out to be some kind of satyr, so it’s all OK or whatever. Baby, she was born this way: