Today at Flavorpill, we were happy to hear that the Bronx Zoo’s missing cobra had been found, but the fact that it inside the zoo’s Reptile House this whole time leaves us wondering if this was all just a brilliant publicity stunt. We read some spoilers for the unpublished fourth book of the Millennium series thanks to Stieg Larsson’s pal — now if only his family would let the novel be released! We found out what happens when New Kids on the Block and the Backstreet Boys go into a recording studio together. We wished that all embarrassing drunk dials came with a handy illustration (and on a related note, we wished that all benders that led to such calls came with these cute and helpful napkins). And finally, we decided that if the petite lap giraffe trend ever catches on, then we’re totally buying one from Sokoblovsky Farms for the office.