Today at Flavorpill, we phoned our Grandmas for their best donut recipes for a shot at $12,000 from Dunkin Donuts. We heard that an anti-Chris Brown song’s hitting the air, complete with “Chris Brown should get his ass kicked” lyrics. We watched Keira Knightley’s awesome anti-domestic violence ad. We yawned over Madonna’s adoption fail. We’re not sure if we should be more confused that Lily Allen is covering Britney or that she’s friends with Lindsay Lohan. We crushed on Patti Smith. We learned the dark secrets of the Whopper sacrifice. And finally, we decided this is our favorite Hodgman tweet ever: “Kenny Shopsin asked me to mention him on twitter. Fuck you Kenny.”
If you don’t know who Kenny Shopsin is, read this New Yorker profile. Awesome.