This excited 19-year-old offers proof that reading too many comic books can be a bigger threat to a teen’s well-being than watching too much sex on TV.
The reasoning behind the recent name change: “I wanted to be unique. I decided upon a theme of superheroes.”
According to reports, his grandmother is no longer speaking to him and it’s almost one hundred percent that while reasonably attractive, he will never find a woman who will marry him.
We’re just glad he didn’t pick a theme like disgraced child stars. [Telegraph]