Today at Flavorpill, we decided that getting mad at an organization called NOM is just silly — that said, we wish one of those rogue lightning bolts would have just ended it all. Especially if we’re all going to die in a big fire anyway. (And can these anti-gay marriage numbers be right?) And speaking of death, we watched the death of newspapers. We craved an iHam. We had absolutely no idea this was happening right in our neighborhood. We must be oblivious. We cheered for more mulleted McBride. We wanted this library (with the old Gass in the pics.) We watched some terrible videos. We told all of our laidoff pals to become DJs. And finally, we said goodbye to one of our favorite new blogs. We’re glad Eva and Ian gave it a shot, too. Now we’re going home to watch The Beacon Theatre: A New York Legend. You should too. And also: trekyourself.com.