Today at Flavorpill, we finally discovered a name for our orientation. We found the full-length Mike Tyson doc that got so much attention at Sundance. We puzzled over the Turkish blackface controversy. We got excited for David Byrne’s next record in spite of Fatboy Slim’s involvement. We can’t wait to see what we’ll be posting later. We heart the new object of our Twitter stalking. We’re so grateful to finally have the time-travel cheatsheet we always wanted. We were surprised at how even the spread of online dating motives are. And we imagined What Would Jesus Tweet and got an answer — halleluljah!