The Onion News Network Interviews the Kid Who Wrote ‘Fast Five’
Meeting Chris Morgan, the adorable kindergartner who wrote the latest installment of the “Fast And The Furious” franchise, would have been a lot funnier if we didn’t just read that there’s already a sixth movie in the works. Alright, it’s still absolutely hilarious, but come on Universal: How many more of these movies are you planning to make us suffer through? 600?! There’s just something about seeing Dwayne Johnson and Vin Diesel share the screen that makes our head want to explode — and not in the good fast car way.