Human Wrecking Balls and Five Other Signs That the TV Apocalypse Is Now


HEIDI MONTAG got fired from her fake pr job on THE HILLS. [LIVE]

The hologram version of Will.I.Am made CNN viewers nervous, ANDERSON COOPER giggle. [NYM]

TV GUIDE — otherwise known as the magazine where bad assistants are put to pasture per THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA — was sold for a dollar. Not one issue. The whole company. [TV Squad]

GOSSIP GIRL‘s resident old person BART BASS has a secret 30-year-old brother named Jack who will join the cast this season. Will he hook up with S or B first? [EW]

Three words: Human. Wrecking. Balls. [Defamer]

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