Quote of the Day: Perez’s Peckers Ain’t What They Used to Be

“Hilton’s dongs, to be sure, were always the weakest arrow in his quiver, but they had a crude, folk art quality that owed more than a little bit to American primitives like Howard Finster and were consequently invested with a larger degree of authority than might otherwise have been the case.”

– Two of our Internet heroes, Choire Sicha and Alex Balk have launched a new site called The Awl; this post is just one of the things on it that made us laugh out loud today. (So we might be a week behind on Michel Gondry portrait news, but at least we’re up to speed on Perez Hilton’s dick drawings. Mom will be proud.) Also: poor Howard Finster.